2/13/2013

Japanese Weird Lady's Restroom

Ahhhh.... how can I say,

This is "Weird  Lady's Restroom" located in Japan, Shinjuku....

But, well, this is Taiwanese restaurant toilet,
....Anyway,.... Japan....(・o・)
SEIRYUMON TEN AND CHI
便器の前に巨大な顔があり、座っているとその口がヒザにキスをしに来る・・・このトイレ、東京新宿にあった台湾料理店「青龍門」の女子トイレなんだそうだ。「青龍門」は全国チェーンで、トイレには様々な仕掛けがこらしてあったという。新宿には2店舗あって1店舗はつぶれらしい....
Sick Japanese Ladies Restroom Prank Sure to Terrify
This is someone’s idea of humor, no doubt lifted straight out of the pages of the Horror Movie Plot Device Rulebook, so we’re assuming the owner of Ten and Chi, in the Lemina Building in Shinjuku, Tokyo, is probably a big fan of that genre, or some sick horror director him- or herself. It’s likely a safe assumption at this point for anyone who has lived through the experience.
Once you, the pretty user, are comfortably seated, trying to take care of things as fast as possible, it starts. The elephantine floor-to-ceiling head, nicknamed “TenChi,” slowly starts approaching. It’s like that scene in “Saw V,” in which Agent Peter Strahm was trapped between two slowly advancing walls, only to be crushed to bloody splinters within a matter of minutes.
Take that in, people.
But it does not stop there. You have to set the mood, the ambiance, too. Is there a better way to achieve that than with loud, maniacal music accompanied by some continuously looped nonsense vocals (that sound like fingernails scratching against a blackboard), blaring from the mouth of your monstrous restroom murderer?....

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